Friday, December 10, 2010

the shark and the sea lion: a parable

Some days you're the shark.

Flying high, eating well, exercise, fresh air, a sense of accomplishment, cool adaptations like cartilage. The Discovery Channel wants to profile you for an entire week and Planet Earth turns you into veritable nature porn*. Somewhere in Oregon a bunch of zoo nerds dress up like you and throw a (really great) party.

Some days you're the sea lion.**

It sucks to be the sea lion.


Which are you today?***

*I talk about porn kind of a lot on this blog. What's that about?
**These are sea lions, right? I can't see the flippers well enough and I can't remember... forgive me if I get it wrong.
***I think today I'm the ocean... I was ebbing and flowing until all of a sudden everything exploded. Soon I'll ebb and flow again.

3 comments:

  1. I was really hoping you'd discover this on your own, but it's been a month, and nothing's happened yet, so...I sent you a package about a month ago. I'm assuming you have an apartment management office or maybe a neighbor who signed for it, but somebody signed for it who wasn't you, and you should go find it and it will make you smile. The end.

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  2. Hey there. What is your new address there? We would love to send you two a Christmas card :)

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  3. I am not sure about this parable...
    because I can see how it "sucks" to be the sea lion, but I don't want to be a shark either. Sharks are, for the most part, mindless eating machines (that occasionally attack surfers).
    I do respect them -- but I don't want to be one. I don't want to be a sea lion either (they eat penguins).

    Anyway, this reminds me of an excellent book -- The Devil's Teeth. Good read. It's about an eery island off the coast of San Fransisco and great white sharks... biting surf boards. I kid not.

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